Category Archives: Mommy Tales

A45 the super Benz

Race against A45

Get ready to be crushed

Place a bet against A45

You’re about to get bankrupt

Wanna challenge A45

Then you gotta be prepared

Oh Yeah!

You have to be prepared

It’s always best safe than sorry

He’s stronger than Lo Morry

Lo Morry is super strong

But not as strong as A45

Oh Yeah!

Do you wanna commit suicide ?

Then go to A45

He will make you dead, dead, dead.

Upon your very old deathbed

A45

The Field Trip to Shankara Stupam

On the 5th December 2018, all the students of class 5 went for a field trip.It was to Shankara stupam, Kalady. There were four buses. I was in Bus no.1, left row , 3rd seat, first place to the left. The bus was super. It had two first aid kits, a fire extinguisher and a plastic or rubber hammer to break open the emergency exit. The bus ride was uneventful. We reached our destination. I learned a lot about Sri Adi Sankaracharya. He was a learned man. He was born in Kalady. Near the top, we saw dazzling view of the road. I saw a Merceds -Benz E- class and an Audi A-4. The trip was excellent. I thank the school management for this unique trip.

ANGER

I went on yelling at the top of my voice. Why do I always do that? I can’t even remember why I started screaming to begin with. My son stood there baffled and thoughtful. Maybe this time he will ‘get it’. He gazed at me intently. His little hand touched my forehead. “Mommy, your temperature is rising. Now your BP will shoot. I remember what you are going to say next. You always say the same things when you are angry. Here, if you want, I will even beat myself. Just calm down or you will make yourself sick. ” God! I felt stupid and proud at the same time.

COCONUT MOVIE

A: Daddy, I want to watch the coconut movie.

D: The coconut movie? ( Then it clicked.) You mean “Anuraga karikkin vellam ?”

A: Yes! That’s it. Mommy, we will watch “Anuradha karikkin vellam”

M: It’s not “Anuradha”, it’s “Anuraga, /g/,/g/.”

A: What is Anuraga ?

M: (God!) It means “Love.”

A: What is “ karikkin vellam” ?

M: “Karikku” is tender coconut. So it’s tender coconut water.

A: “Anuraga karikkin vellam ….Um..”. So that means “I love tender coconut water”. Good. I’m sure I will love this coconut story.

M: (BLING!!!)